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- Bull markets
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- Anywhere optimism exists
Fibopedia / Entry #013
Rebase Maximalist
A creature capable of witnessing enormous gains while insisting the bull market has not started. Compounds expectations faster than price.
$GOAT · Entry #013
Mountain Goat · Mammal
The specimen
In the field.
- A creature capable of witnessing enormous gains while insisting the bull market has not started.
- An individual who treats every rally as preparation for a larger rally.
- A market participant whose expectations compound faster than price.
Copium Index94/100
"The real move starts at $5 million."
Identifying Traits
- Never satisfied
- Raises targets constantly
- Forecasts infinity
- Calls gains "noise"
- Thinks 10x is underperformance
- Lives in the future
Survival Strategy
- Ignore current prices
- Move goalposts frequently
- Use big numbers
- Call everyone else early
- Repeat endlessly
⚠ Warning — Extended Exposure May Result In
- Permanent dissatisfaction
- Goalpost migration
- Unrealized profits
- Forecast inflation
- Never enjoying success
Field Example — Bitcoin Price History
BTC at $16K: "The real bull market begins at $60K."
BTC at $60K: "This is just a rebase."
BTC at $126K: "Still a rebase."
BTC at $250K: "Wake me up when the actual cycle starts."
Common Phrases
"This isn't the bull market."
"Still early."
"Just a rebase."
"The real move hasn't started."
"We're not even close."
Related Terms
HE NEVER MISSES THE NEXT BIG MOVE.
BECAUSE IT NEVER STARTS.
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Goalpost Gazelle
A market participant who relocates the target immediately after it's reached, mistaking perpetual dissatisfaction for high standards.
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