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Fibopedia / Entry #004
Hopium Dealer
Predicts a six-figure price target every week regardless of conditions, liquidity, or basic math. Sells the dream, not the analysis.
$COPE · Entry #004
Unicorn · Mythical
The specimen
In the field.
- A person who predicts a six-figure Bitcoin price every week regardless of market conditions, liquidity, or basic math.
- An individual who sells unrealistic price fantasies in exchange for likes, retweets, and dopamine.
- One who confuses wishful thinking with market analysis.
Copium Index99/100
"$1 million is inevitable! Just a matter of when."
Identifying Traits
- Predicts six-figure targets constantly
- Deletes old predictions quietly
- Monetizes hopium
- Blocks skeptics
- Never wrong, just "early"
Diet — Hopium Chow™
- TA next week
- Partnership rumors
- Infinite liquidity
- Supply shock
- Magical thinking
A balanced blend of speculation, cope, and selective memory.
⚠ Warning — Extended Exposure May Result In
- Permanent disappointment
- FOMO exhaustion
- Loss of money
- Addiction to hopium hits
- Inability to accept reality
Example
Q: When will Bitcoin hit $250K? A: Next week.
Q: What about now? A: Still next week.
Q: And now? A: The real pump is always right after this one.
Common Phrases
"This is the last shakeout."
"We're still early."
"The real pump is coming."
"You'll wish you bought now."
"NGU is inevitable."
Related Terms
I DON'T PREDICT THE FUTURE.
I SELL THE DREAM.
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